Last night, I made up my mind never to take a shower again with my husband.
Here are the event's that transpired:
Me: Did you just fart?
Me: What is that smell then?
Him: Nothing, I don't smell a thing.
Me: You lie...I can smell it. YOU CAN'T SMELL THAT!?!
(Then I proceed to jump up on my bench and stand on my tiptoes to get fresh air. all mind you, while soaking wet...the shower is on full blast and warm... while he is laughing his butt off at me.)
Me: IT SMELLS!!! OH MY GAWD...I CAN'T STAND IT, OPEN THE DOOR AND TURN THE VENT ON?!?!
Him: (laughing hysterically at this point and rinsing the soap off...let me tell you I had shampoo in my hair and it was getting into my eyes.)
Me: HURRY MY EYES ARE BURNING! HONEY PLEASE, THAT IS JUST THE MOST GAWD AWFULEST STENCH EVER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT? WHAT DIED IN YOUR a**?!!
Him: Ok, Ok...I have to say I have never before seen a woman spiderman her naked butt up a shower before, thanks for the experience honey. I love you.
Me: (thru clenched teeth) I love you too, now open the door please.
Anyone have this happen to you or something similar?
Shatter by Aprilynne Pike
1 day ago