Monday, October 26, 2009

My traumatic experience, need a hug!

Last night, I made up my mind never to take a shower again with my husband.
Ever.

Here are the event's that transpired:


Me:  Did you just fart?
Him: No.
Me:  What is that smell then?
Him: Nothing, I don't smell a thing.
Me:   You lie...I can smell it. YOU CAN'T SMELL THAT!?!
(Then I proceed to jump up on my bench and stand on my tiptoes to get fresh air.  all mind you, while soaking wet...the shower is on full blast and warm... while he is laughing his butt off at me.)
Him:  Sorry.
Me:   IT SMELLS!!! OH MY GAWD...I CAN'T STAND IT, OPEN THE DOOR AND TURN THE VENT ON?!?!
Him: (laughing hysterically at this point and rinsing the soap off...let me tell you I had shampoo in my hair and it was getting into my eyes.)
Me:  HURRY MY EYES ARE BURNING! HONEY PLEASE, THAT IS JUST THE MOST GAWD AWFULEST STENCH EVER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT?  WHAT DIED IN YOUR a**?!!
Him:  Ok, Ok...I have to say I have never before seen a woman spiderman her naked butt up a shower before, thanks for the experience honey. I love you.
Me:  (thru clenched teeth) I love you too, now open the door please.


So we laughed about it afterwards, because after having a great laugh at my expense...I was really dying in there, it was traumatizing... he did finally get out of the shower and turn the vent on and release the noxious gases from my shower...needless to say, I got out of the shower after rinsing off and rewashing my skin...as amends he scrubbed my back. Brushed my teeth, and got dressed and went to bed.  He of course slept like a baby...I was tossing and turning for another two hours.  Yeah...men.  If this is how he shows he loves me...sheesh.

Anyone have this happen to you or something similar?

6 comments:

  1. LOL. Never happened here.. thank god!

    My husband, even after being together coming up on four years in January.. he still leaves the room ... lol. I guess I'm just lucky!~

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  2. I'm about to follow you on twitter!

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  3. Hehe. Sounds like something my husband would do. He likes to put the covers over my head when he farts under them.

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  4. My husband would totally do this... if I gave him the chance.
    ;)

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  5. Ha! Thanks for the laugh... You two are funny! I always shower alone, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna keep it that way! :)

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  6. Penny D you are lucky! && thanks for following me!

    Anti-Supermom...It was so random and unexpected, it was a first in all of our years together...I was mortified!

    Steph...how can you stand it? LOL...I still have the stench seared into my nostrils...ewh. lol

    Amy...I am forever from now on showering alone. This. has. been. my. lesson. lol

    o_o

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